Mopportunity

adj; A dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.

"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."

"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Jizz-Moper

He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...

Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.

by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010

mapper

A person who studies (or makes videos on YouTube about) the alternative effects on world and future history. This can be spliced with CountryBall diorama.

If I want to be randomly successful on YouTube with my love and obsession for CountryBalls and the future, I'm gonna have to apply to be a mapper.

by Username_Jordan July 7, 2017

mopperizer

A wave of mippies sent specifically to take down and eliminate moppie

Moppie has gone out of control... send in the mopperizer

by 00accord44 June 23, 2006

mooper

noun. A person or animal that is known to piss and shit in, on, or around anything.

Did you her that Alex pissed on Jan's couch?
Ugh yeah such a mooper.

by birdie7903 August 18, 2021

moppery

Exposing your private parts to blind people.

The other day, I was arrested for moppery near the school of the blind.

by kyrizzuh October 21, 2003

mooperbating

Performing the two tasks of masterbating and pooping in one bathroom visit, possibly at the same exact time.

Greg: "Alright I'm gonna go mooperbate in the bathroom, be back in a few."
Rob: "OK."

Rob: "That guy is such an asshole."
Greg: "Yeah I'm gonna mooperbate on his face."

by Robby H. February 8, 2005