moot

A hybridization of "Moo" and "Woot".
It may be used to substitute either word/expression.

You managed to milk three cows in five minutes?! MOOT!

by primate November 9, 2003

moot

silly. also see mootish

you big MOOT!

by mildred October 10, 2003

moot

the opposite of "moot".

frat boy: "Whateva, dude! It's a moot point."

Noah Webster: "Then you're saying we can continue debating it."

frat boy: "Dude, NO! I said it's MOOT!"

Noah Webster: "I agree. Let's discuss it further."

frat boy: "BUT IT'S FRICKIN' MOOT!"

Noah Webster: "That's why I'm proposing we continue arguing the point."

frat boy: (screaming hysterically) "MOOT! MOOT! MOOT" (passes out in a puddle of his own vomit.)

by Hiram F. May 26, 2008

Moot

A name for the greasy/waxy smelly stuff that builds up behind your earlobes, between the toes and in your bellybutton. Women can also get moot under their breasts. Usually accumilates quickly despite frequent bathing.

I just got out of the shower and already I smell moot.

by Danial October 22, 2004

moot

a bored woot. handy if you say woot all the time and now everyone else does and your sick of hearing it.

moot. im bored.

by Amanda December 19, 2002

Moot

Alternative name for Patrick.

Moots been here for a minute and he's already getting his hustle on.

by captain rabies March 2, 2009

Moot

1. A word used to describe something which you find extremely smarmy or unpleaseant.

2. Can also be used as a name for someone you find unnerving; someone you can't stand to listen to for even five seconds.

Person 1: "Look what I drew!" >_> <_<
Person 2: "That is smarmy. AHAHA moot!"

Person 1: "Hi Person 2! Guess what I found in my pants yesterday..."
Person 2: " AHHHH you're such a moot!" *runs away screaming*

by Mooooogan August 9, 2007