moot

A hybridization of "Moo" and "Woot".
It may be used to substitute either word/expression.

You managed to milk three cows in five minutes?! MOOT!

by primate November 10, 2003

broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

by Primate December 10, 2005