moonbathing

to bask under the moonlight; the opposite of sunbathing

I went moonbathing the other night even though the sky was slightly cloudy.

by cisi September 5, 2006

monogamy

The custom or condition of having only one mate in an intimate relationship, of being dedicated to a single partner.

Monogamy is a traditional ideal in various societies, yet many people in these societies are not monogamous.

Cheating (being involved with someone else, with secrecy and deception) is a destructive way to be nonmonogamous. On the other hand, swinging and polyamory (types of responsible nonmonogamy based on the knowledge and consent of everyone involved) are viable choices for some people.

by Grinning Cat March 6, 2008

moonbat

A liberal, progressive, or left-wing person who promotes irrational conspiracy theories involving conservatives.

Helen is a moonbat - she thinks Ronald Reagan ordered the murder of John Lennon becuse of Lennon's anti-war views.

by vonTrips August 29, 2009

Moonajuana

Marijuana... from the Moon.

See? These guys got moonajuana and they're not even afflicted with my crippling glaucoma!

by Taste the Jace August 22, 2007

mongaretardaloid

You complete and utter fucking retarded mongoloid

"Why is my sperm so powerful?
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."

You mongaretardaloid.

by You_sir_are_a_fucking_idiot November 27, 2011

Monogay

1. Being suuuuuper straight (*wink wink*) yet being gay for one particular person of the same sex.

Tim: You're so monogay.
Susan: I'm not gay!
Tim: You're basically dating your best friend, who is a girl. And I said monogay.
Susan: Yeah, but it's totally straight.
Tim: You're totally monogay.

by H A H A H A July 15, 2014

monogamonkey

someone that jumps from one relationship to another without much of a pause in between

Did you hear that Natalie is dating Kyle? It hasn't even been a month since she broke up with Chad. What a monogamonkey.

by nattack69 May 7, 2020