monoboob

when a woman is so fat her boob get hidden by a huge roll of fat, creating the illusion of one long boob across her body. its a pretty nasty look.

girl: have you seen that new chemistry teacher? she has a total monoboob!

by lauralegend February 12, 2007

monobrow

An extremely crusty caterpillar across someones forehead. Usually formed because the person decided/couldn't get pluckers. Most commonly said people with monobrows are named Marco. Also monobrows are sometimes flared up on the sides.

Man! That crusty kid over there needs to stop flarin' his monobrow!

by Crusty Monochode February 20, 2011

monoboobulosis

A disease in which a man or woman is born with one boob.
-Often found in old, fat, vulgar woman.

Sarah Wheeler and your neighbor have one tit, therefore they have monoboobulosis.

by Lindan October 4, 2006

monobrows

large hair above eyes. its when both eyebrows join toghether to form one giant hairy monster. i highly recommend waxing to anyone that suffers from this cruel hair growth.(also known as a mostache in the wrong place)

My mother waxed her monobrow causing great pain and discomfort every time she blinked.

by belly bottom man April 26, 2003

Monoblogger

v.

One who keeps a blog that no one reads.

"Have you read that monobloggers blog about doing the laundry?"

"No."

This is my 15th journal entry, and I have yet to recieve any comments that are not my own. I am such a monoblogger.

by zatyr123 April 9, 2010

monoblogue

A blog, typically made by someone socially disconnected and/or with nothing important to say.
A monoblogue occurs when nobody comments or views said blog.
Consequently, the result is that the blog takes becomes the internet form of a monologue - the creator is talking to themself as nobody else really cares.

A high proportion of blogs are monoblogues. The creators just don't notice, and keep writing about their experiences.

by sarahh(= February 25, 2008

monoblock

getting info from one messege board/forum/blog and presenting it as one's own without saying where the person got it from and taking rep points for it.

monoblock: **presents funny thread**
sohh user: wow that shit is funny. props. +rep
sohh user 2: lol +rep monoblock.

sohh user 3 with boxden account: yo that shit is stolen from boxden.

***meanwhile at boxden forums users are laughing at sohh users and monoblock***
monoblock: **kanye shrug**

sohh user: niccas got monoblocked.

by sohh user December 24, 2010