Telford Monner

Also know as the Telly telly mon mons, this elusive beast has a mono-brow the size of Wales which is also his homeland.

He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.

Exaple 1:

Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?

Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner

Example 2:

" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!

by Telly_Mons December 7, 2011

mung monger

A salesperson of mung.

Jim gets the best mung in south seattle, he's definately my favorite mung monger.

by Mister Bukkake September 15, 2006

war mongering

Selling a war to an unsuspecting public.
The seller, often a chickenhawk could be anyone with influence, such as an elected official or a talk radio blowhard, who paints the best possible picture of war, ignores the negative aspects of war, and warns of dire consequences of not going to war. Often war mongering hides behind patriotism and the loyalty of troops to deflect criticism.

By mentioning mushroom clouds, Shrub was war mongering, selling Americans a war by using fear tactics.

The war mongering Rush Limpbag said anyone against going to war was not supporting the troops.

by Joe E. King April 12, 2008

cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

jiz monger

A proper twat or just a right thunder cunt.

He acted like a right jiz monger last night.

by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015

fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.

livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Tit monger

Someone who barders, or hagles TITS. They sell them and try to get better prices.

You frikkin tit monger, your pathetic!

by Niokka September 10, 2006