A zoologist whose job it is to manually impregnate female monkeys using the sperm of male monkeys, utilizing hand-held pump devices which have a tendency to splatter.
*woman enters room drenched in a viscous, sticky, white fluid.*
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
Zoologist 1 : Oh my Lord !
Zoologist 2 : Relax, she's just a monkey loader having a bad day.
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Get the Monkey pump mug.The act of having fellatio performed on you whilst sitting in a chair or laying on a surface in which your ass is hanging off the seat and simultaneously taking a creamy “peanut butter-esque” bowel excretion that can be caught in hand by the performer of fellatio, the feces are then used as grease to finish you off with a hot hand jibber and blow your white goblins all over your navel.
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A once happy and benevolent monkey who took a turn for the worse when he came home from work after receiving the good new that he had just made partner to discover his wife in bed with another monkey. He now resides in Chris Griffin's closet, emerging only to point threateningly at him.
A once happy and benevolent monkey who took a turn for the worse when he came home from work after receiving the good new that he had just made partner to discover his wife in bed with another monkey. He now resides in Chris Griffin's closet, emerging only to point threateningly at him.
Well we can't keep it in my room because there's an evil monkey that lives in my closet. You know, the sad part is he wasn't always evil...
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