by mynameis_sanjay July 7, 2014
Get the Monica Lewinsky'd mug.A personality type which is incapable of processing a broad spectrum of thought and only perceives issues in an all-or-nothing black or white context. Closed-minded. Obtuse.
That's a really abstract concept, but you may not want to tell Joe about it. He's pretty monochromatic and won't get it.
by Hot East February 20, 2009
Get the monochromatic mug.Inspired by the television show Friends, "pulling a monica" refers to any and all screwups by an individual.
"Pulling a monica"
Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in... in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one.
Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize.
Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...
Mrs. Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.
Monica: Okay, uh, please don't freak out, um, but, uh, there's a blue fingernail in... in one of the quiche cups. And there's no way to know which one.
Phoebe: And whoever finds it wins the prize.
Monica: You bet that I'd screw up? All that stuff about hiring me because I was good was...
Mrs. Geller: No no no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinberg you'd never use that phrase.
by NotAtUVAThankGod June 16, 2007
Get the Pulling a Monica mug.Monica is a girl that is very athletic, and is very kind. She is the most perfect girl. She is tall, has a great body, fit, smart, athletic and pretty. All the girls wanna be her, and all the guys want her. But one more thing that makes her perfect is that she stays true to herself and stays reserved. She is humble, yet confident. But tries to reject all compliments, yet she is flattered. Monicas are just an awesome friend that will never leave you by your side, and will always have your back. She will treat you more than a best friend, like a sister or a brother. And if you fall in love with her, you're lucky. She has beautiful hair, beautiful skin, and pretty features. Monicas are just perfect.
Friend 1: "Hey, so I heard you and Monica are seeing"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm so lucky! I love her so much."
Friend 1: "Hang on to her, she's a keeper."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I know. I'm so lucky! I love her so much."
Friend 1: "Hang on to her, she's a keeper."
by fetc June 27, 2013
Get the Monica mug.the totally awesome real life pairing of lea michele and cory monteith, who play rachel berry and finn hudson, respectfully, on the tv show "glee." although they are not actually dating, there is a large number of people who believe that they were previously involved with each other or are secretly together at the moment.
person one: dude do you ship monchele?
person two: totally! they have so much chemistry it's insane! they be bonin' it in their trailers!
person two: totally! they have so much chemistry it's insane! they be bonin' it in their trailers!
by jekim. December 12, 2010
Get the monchele mug.The best person you will ever meet in your life. She is amazing, intelligent, beautiful, and your future dictator.
I wish I was a Monica.
by THEONEANDONLY38129 October 5, 2011
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