mockatarian

n.
1. One who loosely practices vegetarianism.
2. A fake, wannabe or former herbivore.

adj.
1. Kind of or somewhat relating to vegetarianism or vegetarians, but only when it is convenient or ‘cool’ to do so.
2. Not consisting primarily or wholly of vegetables and vegetable products, consumes a lot of seafood especially salmon and shrimp (sushi is a huge weakness) and loves animal products such as stinky cheese.

mike was a vegetarian....no chicken, no beef, no seafood. he now eats seafood therefore he is no longer a vegetarian, but a mockatarian.

by boodody March 1, 2005

E-Mola

A random big and disgusting mole, that grows on your body out of nowhere.

-Don't touch the mole or you will end up catching E-Mola

by Shadow_Assassin January 26, 2017

Mockaccino

Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.

"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."

by Nefeco March 10, 2004

Mockasaur

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

Milkaylah

Milk lover

Did you watch milkaylahs stream last night?

by Milkaylah August 26, 2021

Sara Malka

Sara Malka is a girl with a very beautiful heart. She can get moody sometimes and might get mad at you but she's the most loyal friend you can have. Everyone loves her because she's warm. Although she might be a bit shy, once she's comfortable around you she's hilarious and fun.

Wow I wish I could date Sara Malka

by Poppyseedslover October 26, 2022

Sara Malka

Short and loud, but somehow still shy, Sara Malka is always somehow the center of attention and a fly on the wall at the same time. She is full of opposites. She’s extremely loyal and friendly but don’t get her mad because she’s vicious to those who earn her anger. She’s someone you want on your side because she’s a ride or die to anyone she deems worthy. Find yourself a Sara Malka if you want a friend who doesn’t need anything but your loyalty in return.

Bob: that girl over there, the one who won’t shut up, why does everyone like her?
Stuart: Bro that’s Sara Malka, she’s the best!

by ChaoticSoul October 26, 2022