Moist Auger

When your girlfriend gives you a startling, but welcomed surprise of licking her index finger and probing your ass and ticking the prostate during a hot, sloppy blow job.

Dude I went out with a Kendra last night and she surprised me with an awesome moist auger. Her sausage fingers made it even better.

by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017

Moist Cosby

The sexual act of dipping your dick in chocolate jello pudding and slapping your lovers face with it, non-concentual

I gave my girl a moist Cosby when she misbehaved

by John Sketch March 14, 2019

Moist Slide

Letting loose a fart but you shit your undies or panties just a little bit instead.

I did a moist slide during the meeting. I had to excuse myself for a quick wipe.

by Dick Onchin August 14, 2020

Miski

Another name for beautiful, exotic, perfectly proportioned female with a lot of self pride and a strong sense of awareness.

Guy 1. Hey man, did you see that girl that just walked by, she was bomb bro
Guy 2. Oh yea man, that's Miski. She's fine

by Mise_Rufus March 3, 2010

Moik

A Work Used To Describe Someone Who Is "Hard", "Cool", "Hardcore" or "Tough." This word is mostly only used in the areas around Perth, Scotland

Wow! He's Moik

That looks Moik

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Stay Moist

An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.

"Was nice hanging out, see you later."
"Stay moist!"

by TacoConsumer February 6, 2018

moistcr1tikal

Some random twitch streamer who reacts to videos of people slapping the living shit out of each other, police chases, some insane lady cooking shitty food, etc. He also has a YouTube channel where he mostly just looks the camera in the eye and speaks in a monotone voice while in a completely white outfit. He even has a YouTooz, in which he holds a total of 3 condoms, one in the right hand 2 and in the left. Oh golly, one more thing, he has a podcast. And he also is a musical artist, even though hes only posted two songs on his YouTube channel, and their about 10 months apart.

"Bro your 5 feet 1 inches? Well, at least your taller then moistcr1tikal."

by Dam_Bro453 April 24, 2020