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by institutional March 16, 2017
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Mockracy

A mock democratic government.

A government that attempts to maintain the front of democratic system, while it simultaneously serves the interests of only a small group or entity.

A democratic government that largely ignores the rule of the majority in favor of special interest.
Upon the the turning over of campaign finance laws, the US looked more like a mockracy than ever.
by Samy St Clair January 21, 2010
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mockendickery

To prolong a conversation for the sake of waisting time while being a jerk about it.
Sorry I was late. My mom knew I was in rush so she went all mockendickery about me forgetting to take out the trash.
by Big Pappa 4487 June 29, 2015
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Muckery

A situation (typically intimate) that one knows is nasty but just cant resist. Similar to words: gonna have to and it be like that sometimes
“Damn Keeks what was this muckery that went down in my guest bedroom?”
-*Clicks* “It was the muckiest of muckery”
by Tupac Shakurac October 29, 2018
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Mackerel Kiss

When a women lowers down onto a man's face and gently blows a queef in his face to wake him up in the morning.
Leslie woke up Jeremy with a Mackerel Kiss and he was not happy!
by HD/LW September 9, 2010
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mockrestraint

Suppressing the urge to mock at an inappropriate time such as meetings with upper management, your parents, young children, your children's teacher/principal at weddings and/or funerals.
I had to exercise the highest degree of mockrestraint when I noticed my cousin at the funeral wearing white pantyhose and Doc Martin's.
by 1jazzydiva November 4, 2011
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mocked

When someone says something, and is made fun of, or copied in a funny voice, or has thier words jumbled.
Jon: im gonna kick your ass!!!!!
Billy: What??? Did you say you wanna lick my ass???
Jon: NoNoNO!!! im gonna beat your ass!!!
Billy: Dude, i think your gay, cuz first you said you were gonna lick my ass, and now your saying your gonna eat it??? w0w.
by R3AL1Z3 March 14, 2005
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