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Mozzarella Stick

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.
Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...
by BitchTitsMcFuckatron January 26, 2015
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mozza burger

the greatest burger ever, it can be purchased at A&W. Mozza cheese, bacon, tomato, and tons of other delicious ingredients. is better than a whopper or a big mac. much better.
If i lived close to an A&W, i know i would be morbidly obese simply because of the mozza burger.
by guitarhero2 July 12, 2007
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Bob: I'm all about burgers and fries
Joe: I'm gonna get mozza sticks
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Mazza girls

A Mazza girl is simply a female who acts crazy and loud causing the male around them to cringe inside
Bro there’s ber Mazza girls in the party let’s dip
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Mozzarella Twat

Mozzarella Twat(noun)

Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"

Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
by ShawnathanNunes December 10, 2013
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Mozzarella Stick

Typically, a male has a penis, and some of these males have foreskin. If foreskin is left unwashed for long periods of time after frequent masturbation, “dick cheese” is formed.

On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.

Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.

This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
“Hey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!”

“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
by Marko H. July 16, 2019
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