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Mountain Dew 

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.
I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.
Mountain Dew by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021

Mountain Dew 

Sweat between a woman's boobs. Feels really disgusting, especially when wearing a sports bra.
I've been running for almost an hour now in 90 degree heat. I've got mountain dew dripping down to my stomach.
Mountain Dew by sillyrabbit90 November 4, 2008

Mountain Dew 

To describe something that is extreme.
Billy and Jeff went sledding naked, it was so Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew by mh40sw December 3, 2009

Mountain Dew 

Slang: The act of mounting another person and doing them, having sex.
Damn, she is hot! I would love to mountain dew her!
Mountain Dew by tibbin February 27, 2009

Mountain Dew 

A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)

It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?

Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.