mojo

Is a small man with a small penis who lives in Columbia SC and hogs up and ruins the rants and raves page on Craigslist with his anger of dark skinned males with big penises who can dance and have good sex.

A mojo is one who resembles, in every way,Rush Limbaugh's secret twin brother who lives in a trailer/mobile home (not even a "double wide.") They have been making love to their mother since the age of 10 and they only orgasm when a woman talks about how small and pink their penis is... just like their mom used to do.

by f.f.s. October 28, 2014

Mojo

Commonly used as "Mexicans" or "hispanics"

Woah ,look at all of those mojos eating their tamales.

by Ayeeeee<3 September 15, 2010

mojoe

A type of fagot who only comes around to say perverted things and flirt with guys. A mojoe would do something like bribe girls into flashing him or pay a girl to show a little asscrack. He forces girls to drink beer just so he can get some mad pussy. One of his techniques is jumping on girls while they are laying on Mill's floor.

He just pulled a mojoe and got that girl to show us some nipple.

by MOJOE November 10, 2006

mojo

A mexican who thinks hes the shiii, the kind that will come up behind you and slap your ass

Did you see what that mojo just did to that girl?

by Jazzuhmen May 27, 2008

mojo

a dirty mexican that stinks like shit and wears makeup and dances vanda

omg that fucking vanda is gay - fucking mojos

by Ish September 28, 2004

MOJO

Mojo is that kind of guy you find in the men's room at the Monkey Cave, Lima Peru, and he's just hanging out there, in bad shape, and hoping to get a solid blow job before moving on the the Palace of Princess Peussie.

"That slug is a MOJO, definitely a follower of Mary Mount and Princess Peussie; I wouldn't blow him for anything"

by Dr. Johnny BLee Johnny April 15, 2006

mojo

Measuring the level of excitement on a human being from visual stimuli

viewing jessica alba increase mojo by 189.49%

by insanejane April 11, 2006