It is the ceremony that takes place when a person enters into "MacHood". They are no longer bound by PC, Windows, Android, etc. It is properly known as "Mac Mitzvah".
When one purchases a Mac and gets rid of any other type of computer he/she may own. They should have a party celebrating this. It would be known as a "Mac Mitzvah"
by Mac Mitzvah January 24, 2012
1. A gay bar-mitzvah.
2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.
3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.
2. An orgy that consists of many males having intercourse with one another, preferably while wearing Jew-curl wigs.
3. A gay, cheap, fat curly-headed fuck.
Ex. 1
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?
Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.
Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...
Josh: Why aren't Kadeem & Bones in class today?
Mikey: Oh, they're probably still recovering from their dick mitzvah.
Ex. 2
Dude, you're really being a dick-mitzvah right now...
by ReptarRodney April 6, 2011
a party that a black person has when they turn 13 because they are jealous of all their jewish friends.
by ialwayshaveahardon June 4, 2006
by CM_Schwartzy July 23, 2014
by the professional yarter December 21, 2020
Well, our daughter is having her bat mitzvah tomorrow, but she's overweight meaning we'll be holding a fat mitzvah!
by The Real Driller December 9, 2020
Bar mitzvah - Noun- Smoking a ton of weed. First used by red in the pineapple express when he said to saul "bar mitzvah hit it up dude".
by Donttouchmydrumset March 24, 2010