by Whatisup December 13, 2016
A man who is very stubborn can sometimes be a bitch, but always comes through.
A girl killer, he can get girls with a look.
He can break your heart, he can love you forever.
Everyone wants a mitch, he is a kind smart dumbass kid, who just wants a nice relationship.
Every girl drops, when he walkes by.
In school, all the girls have a crush on him, but instead say they hate them.
They don’t realize that there is a perfect girl right in ground of him, and for that it can make you hate him, but you always go back to loving him.
His exes stalk him, because they miss him being there.
You are lucky if u can get a mitch.
A girl killer, he can get girls with a look.
He can break your heart, he can love you forever.
Everyone wants a mitch, he is a kind smart dumbass kid, who just wants a nice relationship.
Every girl drops, when he walkes by.
In school, all the girls have a crush on him, but instead say they hate them.
They don’t realize that there is a perfect girl right in ground of him, and for that it can make you hate him, but you always go back to loving him.
His exes stalk him, because they miss him being there.
You are lucky if u can get a mitch.
by Loverscorner February 14, 2018
Person 1: I totally mitched her last night , dude .
Person 2: Damn , that's sweet . I wish my girlfriend would let me mitch her .
Person 2: Damn , that's sweet . I wish my girlfriend would let me mitch her .
by BnizzleRawrgerz September 18, 2010
Mitch or Mitchell
The most amount of arrogance one being can attain. Yet one of the toughest humans alive as he is able to play with various serious injuries such as: shattered pelvis, burst kidney, ruptured spleen and torn cervix. one who is capable of playing a hole game of footy whilst vaporized.
Has fucked up nipples that are too close together
Too arrogant to stop ones papers from blowing away in the wind.
The most amount of arrogance one being can attain. Yet one of the toughest humans alive as he is able to play with various serious injuries such as: shattered pelvis, burst kidney, ruptured spleen and torn cervix. one who is capable of playing a hole game of footy whilst vaporized.
Has fucked up nipples that are too close together
Too arrogant to stop ones papers from blowing away in the wind.
"get it on the hands cal (in other words, "hand ball it to me cal")
"get fucked, well im playing more time than everyone else then"
"it was funny coz i didnt do anything" (whilst his friends book was blowing away in the wind)
"ill probably be one of the captains coz ive been here the longest"
"im really good at everything"
pulling a 'mitch':
get a knock on the knee, lay on the ground sooking or limping around. Ball comes near u, u are miraculously healed of what looked like a serious injury and sprint to the ball
"get fucked, well im playing more time than everyone else then"
"it was funny coz i didnt do anything" (whilst his friends book was blowing away in the wind)
"ill probably be one of the captains coz ive been here the longest"
"im really good at everything"
pulling a 'mitch':
get a knock on the knee, lay on the ground sooking or limping around. Ball comes near u, u are miraculously healed of what looked like a serious injury and sprint to the ball
by noone likes mitch September 13, 2008
A mild way of calling someone a bitch often without them knowing that they're being calling a bitch. ie; Is that you Mitch? or is your name Mitch?
Hey Mitch! Is that you Mitch? Where have you been Mitch? Don't be a Mitch! Don't Mitch out on us. Stop being a little Mitch. Life is a you Mitch.
by Capt Jack Fingerbanger June 30, 2010
An extremely nice guy, great with girls, good friends, but god is he stupid. Although he means well, a Mitch typically finds himself in situations where he is being held at gunpoint by multiple gangs/mafias/close friends.
MITCH says:
hey man, do you need help with your homework
ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:
...na man... i'm alright...
hey man, do you need help with your homework
ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:
...na man... i'm alright...
by Chris Boost July 23, 2009
A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.
Quit being such a Mitch
Quit being such a Mitch
by celeste2008 April 8, 2008