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Mitch

(noun) 1. A person who makes very corny, unfunny, yet surprisingly clever jokes that absolutely no one ever laughs at, however this person is persistent and continues to make these jokes for some unknown reason

(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
1. "What was with that guy and all the corny ass jokes...?"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"

2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*

"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
by Alexander J. Thompson January 24, 2009
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He will be the fitest boy you will meet.always laughing and never alone
"Did you see Mitch today
by Yeezuyeezu March 13, 2019
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He is always the best child in the family he is the most amzing guy with the biggest penis in the world
by James smolder April 19, 2019
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Any leader, elected official, attorney or pro se, who exploits and confuses the calculus and principles of law for special interests, ignorance or absolute tyranny.
The wars, depletion of the environment and poverty remain because they agreed to pull a Mitch.
by FUTUREPRESIDENTONE March 10, 2022
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Dude, Uncle Edward was being such a mitch today!
by WWW.COMPASS July 2, 2023
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Teacher: Where's Bill today?
Ben: He said he was going to mitch off.
by Damian Chamberlain September 28, 2006
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Ace is cool with mitch
by sunoku-ace November 8, 2007
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