mistress christmas 

a random day a few days before or after christmas when you can get away from the wife and exchange presents with your girlfriend

this year mistress christmas was on the 22nd because the wife was out of town.

mistress christmas by billy smallz December 21, 2009

Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio

That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.

Mistress Save a Bro by DommeJay November 18, 2019

mistress material 

the total oppisite of wifey material. doesnt have a hubby, but fucks alot of other womens hubbys.

Married Buisness Man::(staring at the new secretaries ass.) That broad is mistress material, oh yes.

mistress material by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

Mistress Night

The evening before Valentine's Day when you are supposed to take out your mistress. Whereas on Valentine's Day you take out your wife or girlfriend.

I told my wife I was going to play basketball with the guys on mistress night, but I really took Susan to dinner.

Mistress Night by Patrick Ransom February 14, 2010

mistress america 

A java teacher who is a very hairy for a female. Now some girls are hairy, but mistress america is on the same level of hairy as big foot or robin williams. The only difference between her and big foot big foot smells better, and knows more about computers. She is a poor teacher, and a hairy fuckin freak.

I cant see the difference between mistress america and big foot, but the smell gives mistress america away.

mistress america by Lordpiggyinton May 3, 2005

mistress push 

A shitty ass Day of Defeat server filled with noobs like.. "BoTk" clan members.

Avoid at all costs.

mistress push by CrazyMike August 28, 2003

Mistress Noire 

aka Tina Noire. Guardian servers cookie mistress in City of Heroes

Mistress Noire: *gives cookies* :o

Mistress Noire by Noire81 May 25, 2009