massachusetts

n. A whole lot of chusetts

That is one serious massachusetts.

by none ya bidness June 18, 2003

i approve this message

A requirement implemented in the campaign finance reform legislation promulgated by Sens. John McCain (R-AZ) and Russ Feingold (D-WI). It requires that candidates explicitly define the source of television and radio advertisments as coming from their election organizations rather than from another source. It is done as a mechanism to control so-called "soft money" contributions to compaigns.

"I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

by David Green July 30, 2004

Massagitute

A person that fronts as a massage therapist but is really a prostitute.

Hey Brandon, I know Jessica isn’t currently fulfilling your needs. You need a massagitute to take care of your cock and balls while faking a massage.

by Asylum Bound October 20, 2021

Lowell, Massachusetts

A dirty fuckin city where everyone either smells like ass, you can find drugs on the preschool playground, guns in bushes, and smoochies after school

highlands: its dirty, everyone is crazy, you can buy or sell a gun or drugs, whole lotta gang shit going on, and full of asians, hispanics, and some blacks
acre: where you will find everything i listed in for the highlands but worse
pawtucketville: mostly full of rich snobby kids that try to act hard and get their ass kicked by guys from back central, highlands, acre, or centerville

centerville equally as bad as highlands and acre but more shooting and fights than anything else
south lowell: ghetto but not as ghetto as the acre, highlands and the villie
downtown: home to the crackheads, homeless people, and Lowell high school where you can find anything from the smoochies, drugs, and gangs to a half assed education u will forget after senior year
back central: we dont talk about back central, just know its scary there
belvidere: the closer it is to dt the more ghetto it gets

noteable gangs:
YBD
YCH
TMB
ABZ
BTK
theres more but i dont care too much to add them here

person 1: Lowell, Massachusetts fucking sucks

person 2: on god it does

by 978.IPAR September 2, 2022

Yahoo Message Boards

One of the biggest constant flamewars outside of Usenet. Just comment on a news article about any thing remotely connected with race and/or ethnicticity and be prepared for the flames all night.

Most news stories on Yahoo News serve as flamebait for the Yahoo Message Board.

by Stevie Wonder on Crack March 2, 2005

body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by Smop December 25, 2005

Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

A cliche term for The Passion of the Christ, directed by Mel Gibson. This nomen was given due to the amount of gore and violence in the movie.

Big Steve cried like a bitch all through the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre.

by Fro March 16, 2004