Minecraft TSA

When on a server in Minecraft, you have to go into peoples houses and search them top to bottom. You would also be looking for secret entrances, bunkers, chests, and hidden loot.

Player 1: Hey, dude why are you in my house?
Player 2: I'm looking for some gold ingots.
Player 1: Man, come on this isn't the airport. You're like the Minecraft TSA.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 8, 2013

shallow-minded

lacking intellectual or mental depth or subtlety; superficial

John Smith only talks to skinny girls that wear short skirts, he's shallow-minded.
Jane Doe only likes muscular guys who play guitar, she' shallow minded.

by 4reeltalk July 17, 2014

Dirty Minded

When someone can figure something sexual out of any statement.

Me: I like big beefy sausages.
Dirty minded human: that's what she said hehe

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019

Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.

Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player

by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021

Sweet Child O' Mine

The greatest fucking song of all-time
Long live Guns n Roses

Just put Sweet Child O' Mine on repeat on youre set!

by rfsIII June 4, 2009

Minecraft

Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here

Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft

by SpeedoThreeSixty November 17, 2020

vanilla minecraft

Refers to a way of playing Minecraft that is completely vanilla with no modifications. This means no plugins on servers, no spigot, and no client side mods for players (hack clients, optifine, etc.)

He uses a hack client, he is not playing on vanilla minecraft

by thediamondman August 16, 2019