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Minecrafterbate

The act of playing Minecraft. Usually refers to someone that is hopelessly addicted to Minecraft. Generally is used when someone plays Minecraft for hours on end.
Loren: "Hey man, what are you doing today?"
Tyler: "I'll probably just Minecrafterbate all day."

"Hey bro, you and Ryan should come over and we can start a circle jerk of Minecrafterbation."

Loren: "Have you seen Tyler lately?"
Ryan: "No, I think he's been Minecrafterbating for the last few days."

Tyler: "Dude, my arm is so sore, I was minecrafterbating for like 10 hours straight today!"
by PlusOn3 June 18, 2011
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In Minecraft

When you are doing or claim to want to do illegal or sensitive activity that is definitely in Minecraft. It is not real in real life. Definitely just Minecraft.
"I really want to run over Gov. Janet Mills 'In Minecraft."
by That Maine Hipster January 4, 2021
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Minecraft Christian Server

A Minecraft server with no swearing (ie: hecks, and fricks).
absolutely NO ONE can swear on this Minecraft Christian Server
by Not_A_Christian January 29, 2018
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Christian Minecraft Server

A Minecraft Server with very strict rules. Swearing is usually prohibited. Heck and Frick are not allowed, but using the Lord's name in ANY WAY is prohibited. (Yes I actually went on a Christian Server, and saying OMG is not allowed.)
Player: Oh frick!
Admin: NO SWEARING ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!
by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018
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Mindfact

(n.)Something that you believe to be absolutely, undoubtedly true, regardless of the presence or absence of any evidence proving it so, and despite any and all evidence that is contrary.
place the word at the end of any statement of opinion. - (i.e. Albert Pujols is a terrible baseball player. Mindfact.)

Origin:

Assclown: what does that matter? They do not know the entire Nationals system as well as I and others on here do and that is fact.

Linty: Prove it. If it's a fact you should have no problem doing so.

Assclown: how can I prove it?

I don't see why I need to anyways. I don't care what anyone thinks. It is a fact in my mind.
by wnffdotnet October 7, 2011
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Genetic Gold Mine

A person with no genetic flaws, the kind of person who would have good children
Girl: "Do you see that boy over there? He's so hot"
Girl #2: "I know, he's a total genetic gold mine!"
by sitss July 26, 2010
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I'll tell mine you're gay

The best lyrics ever (also not homophobic at all, regardless of what straight people think)
by EKimLipse November 2, 2023
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