Millennial

The group of age range that doesn't know how to act. They are always trying to get rid of rules of life that are certain, kind of like Christopher Columbus;they come in fuck everything up and get out. They also like to steal Gen Z's online humor.

Baby boomers: Why is millennial humor so weird?
Millennials: Haha. Yes thats us. So silly aren't we?
Gen Z: Gtfo im tryna E

by Haha.Yes May 9, 2018

Millennial

The worst people on planet earth -- first generation in human history that can't even tell a girl from a boy.

Why does that guy keep calling Johnathan Yaniv "she?" Oh--he's just another millennial.

by Bal-der-Dash February 5, 2020

Millennial

A group of normal people who watch anime and hentai. One exception could be watching cartoons.

I met this millennial today, he was the coolest fag I've met.

by Hehsusjsjsjasjsjxndw October 15, 2017

Millennial

A person in Boomer comics who can't last a second without technology, never go outside, hate Boomers for no reason, fake depression, and whenever they are told or shown something that is related to "the good old days", they immediately make a connection to their "junk".

All these Boomer comics are just fake millennials looking at a book and asking "HoW dO yOu TuRn ThIs ThInG oN?"

by Teh Awesome God December 8, 2019

Millennial

A commonly mistaken term. A millennial is a person who is born in the year 2000 or above. This is why they are called millennials; because the year 2000 was the "new millenium".

Millennial: "I was born in 2001."
Non-millennial: "I was born in 1989."

by DannyDay95 April 10, 2017

Millennial

Millennials are people born during this current Millennium, if you're older than that, you're not a millennial. As of the 31st of December 2017 every single person that is not a millennial is over 18, therefore should know better.

"Whats the point in meeting up if you're not going to speak? Millennials are so antisocial, all they ever do is look at their smartphones."

by Kankeinai June 2, 2017

Millennial

Someone who cannot eat pizza without glorious amounts of Ranch Dressing.

Cashier: Welcome to pizza palace what would you like.
Millennial: I would like some ranch dressing and a buffalo mac'n cheese pizza (or any other millennial pizza that should not exist).
Cashier: The ranch is an extra charge is that okay?
Millennial: Yeah, my parents just put money in my bank account.

by Nogen April 8, 2019