Millennial

Generation of americans born before the turn of the century, who are quite possibly the weakest generation of people any nation has ever produced. These people are completely ignorant to reality, and fail to accept anybody who thinks differently than they do, yet they claim to be the most tolerant generation. Identifiable by their Subaru forester hatchbacks littered with Bernie 2016 stickers, and their ignorance when it comes to politics. These are the same people seen marching in the streets yelling expletives about Donald Trump, and his supporters during their "peaceful" protests. Their inability to cope with a Trump presidency is due to the fact that they are used to receiving participation trophies, and have been shielded from opinions that differ from theirs.

Person1: Did you see all those millennials in the streets spitting at Trump supporters

Person2: yeah, those millennials really need to to wake up to reality.

by Shit nizza November 13, 2016

Millennial

Spoiled, self involved, under-educated brat born after year 2000

That millennial just took another selfie.

by blackrock April 14, 2016

Millennial

You are married to your phone and the internet has more pictures of you than your parents.

You are just a simple minded Millennial

by SPR70NOVA November 8, 2016

Millennial

A simultaneously apathetic, arrogant, and ignorant fuck whose only claim to maturity is the hair on his/her pubis.

"Fuck the homeless! They can go out and get a job just like the rest of us," said the (often unemployed) millennial from his parents' basement, thinking he/she has the world by the balls, though his/her 20-something perspective is about as broad as my ass crack. Ironically, this narrow-sightedness is reflected by the way he/she talks out his/her ass.

by Omniscient Old Fart April 28, 2017

millennial

someone who gets triggered extremely easily by everything

stranger: it's such a nice day today!
millennial: dont assume my gender

by sofia joke December 25, 2016

millennial

A group of self entitled group of people who are lazy, have no ambition, and are easily offended by jokes making fun of them. Oh and they don't know how to use a can opener.

I don't know how to use a hand held can opener, because I'm a millennial.

by Schnacky December 3, 2016

millennial

Smug know-betters with second hand internet opinions and identity issues. When asked to explain they get angry because their thoughts have no foundation.

"What do you mean by that?"
Millennial - "I am sooo tired of explaining myself!! Look it up!"

by pseudosomeone February 22, 2017