Milman

A small, rather gorgeous fish. That just loves attention! AND MEREDITH! You can find him (milman) just about anywhere, perferably in the south, oh yeah and he is allergic to BRIANS and water (:

oh look at that milman swim, awh how cute hes getting all red and puffy!

by homesindahouse n yurbiggestfan April 16, 2009

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milfmones

MILF (acronym: mother I'd like to fuck) + hormones (a regulatory substance in your body) = Milfmones, which is a particular stage in the natural hormone cycle for hot mothers others want to fuck. Milfmones control hot mothers' bodies telling them what to do and when to do it. Often Milfmones will go wild with the desire for younger partners but are not always discriminatory. This can lead to some embarrassing apologies for fucking your adult children's best friends.

Oh sweetheart - I am so sorry that you walked in on me giving your best friend Jimmy a blowie, I am not sure what came over me, it must be these damn Milfmones making me go crazy.

by Harvi Wallbanger July 25, 2023

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you look like your milkman

A term used to call one's mother a whore

Barry - You look like your milkman
Steve - Wha???
Barry - She is cheap I had a go

by Rvenham April 20, 2014

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awkward milkman

sexual euphemism in which the man is having intercourse with the woman in the missionary position and, upon the moment of orgasm, retracts the penis and blows his load in his own mouth, thus causing the woman to feel awkward.

I used to date her until I pulled an awkward milkman. After that, she wouldn't return my calls.

by seoulsucker February 20, 2011

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