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midstorm

oh there goes midstorm insulting short and fat kids
by Scupy the Scup May 15, 2018
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Midsaw Man

Midsaw man is what people call Chainsaw Man to say it's trash or nothing special.
Guy: "What is the most overrated anime this season?"
Another guy: "Definitely Midsaw Man."
by BlueOcto February 15, 2023
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Etrus Mistake

When a person makes a grammatical error when posting something on Facebook. Usually associated with a foreign exchange student in the United States of America.
Luca: Only Etrus have that joy.

Eric: Dude Etrus is one person, not many so it would be has. You just said an Etrus Mistake.

Luca: I just died a little bit on the inside.
by Longdistance4life April 15, 2011
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a mistake

Yo dude you watch jake paul? what a mistake you are.
by An Idiot That Cant Write September 22, 2020
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misstatement

a lie in the form of doublespeak, which is constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often resulting in a communication bypass.
Hillary Clinton said “I speak a lot of words in the course of a day and if I misspoke, it was just that, a misstatement”.
by unsaneroot March 25, 2008
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The Penis Swastika Mistake

The rookie mistake of trying too hard when designing a logo and you end up making one that has either a penis, a swastika, or both, included in your design.
Dude, #Slack tried way too hard designing their new logo. They ended up making The Penis Swastika Mistake. So sad!
by CaptainOraznatac January 17, 2019
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Mistakurbating

v When you mistakenly catch someone masturbating. Often caused by poor choice of place and timing, such as before dinner, at the movies, at school, at work, in the shower when your roommate is waiting and irritated, in a resturant, in a public restroom, in the back seat of a van on a long road-trip, in a park, on or near a playground, during a party, in the waiting room of a clinic for the blind, in an elementary school principal's office, when you sleep in a bunkbed, in a pool, in river with hungry fish, when you come home to a missing plunger and/or bananas, when you forget to close the browser on the family computer, or making the decision at 5:58 when your mom usually gets home at 6:01 (see after school special).
"Man, I am either a master of mistakurbating or our daughter has the worst choice of timing. Or she still hasn't figured it out. Have you seen the sausages?"

True Story,

Our hero goes to a job interview at a big box store in a tuxedo.

The Manager holding back a bellowing laugh, "So, you can tell me the truth. Why did you get fired from your last job?"

The man replies, "I was caught masturbating on my break."

"What?!"

"Ya, I know. That's my free time and I am allowed to do whatever I want on my own time!"

And with that the manager could not resist passing him on to the next department for hiring. True story, no joke.
by cheese_leaves February 10, 2012
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