Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.

Welcome to Midland, Texas.

by sus1 June 9, 2018

Midland Mouthwash

When your gay cousin is chewin Copenhagen mint dip and then spits it in your mouth.

Cousin, give me your famous Midland Mouthwash!

by MyNameAdumbMaybe September 5, 2019

midlandburd

slag, slut, ho, whore, car slag, skip rat, dirty slagbag

midlandburd is a dirty little cocksucking whore

by dirtyhobags.com April 16, 2005

Midland Casting Company

a fake casting company set up in the midlands by some student bums. - Andy,Liam,Neil,Craig

"that midland casting company is shit"

"I still aint got no fucking job thats to those midland cunts'

by Craig McA December 15, 2008

midland st school

Ngl kind of a shithole but they’ve got the kindest staff and the best school by far in Worcester mass

Oh fuck yeah my ibf went to midland st school

by Thatkindawellknowngirl September 14, 2020

midland university

a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.

midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.

by nickscottttttt June 15, 2022

Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.

We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.

by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022