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Middleman's Salute

To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.
John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.

Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?

John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.

Mike: Pwnage.
by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009
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muddleman

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!
Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.
by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012
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Middlemass method

The “middlemass” method is a method of using only curry sauce harvested from your local chines as your anal lubricant. side affects of the middlemass method are as follows : Ring sting, Balls of fire and extreme anal pain
“Me and my girlfriend totally did the middlemass method last night
by Dshep2105 October 16, 2020
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middlemass

frugal with money , tight, penny pinching.
he's a real middlemass :- he wont get his round in
by gav April 1, 2003
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Middleman Card

the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.

the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.
by magistratemanz December 1, 2010
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fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.
Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!
by Wendy August 15, 2006
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Middleman

The middleman is the provider who buys from the producer of products to gain a product; not directly from the company that created it rather than just someone else selling the items they bought from the producers/company.
On Aliexpress if you are from the US and are buying products through Aliexpress you're cutting off the middleman.
by Dreameater August 18, 2016
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