microbating

When someone's microphone is spazzing out due to input error or messing with the receiver causing a loud an disruptive noise, interrupting conversations in a microphone chat.

We had to kick Christian from the Skype call because he just couldn't stop microbating. spazzing

by SkeletonInYourCloset May 20, 2014

Microfaggotry

The everyday verbal, nonverbal, and environmental slights, snubs, or insults, whether intentional or unintentional, that police behaviour, speech, or free thought in order to bring social justice warriors closer to their perceived socialist utopia and thus the enslavement of society.

Twice today I was corrected on the use of someone's personal pronouns and was also repremanded from using the terms 'mother and father', clearly I am a victim of microfaggotry.

by MaysifFayget December 17, 2015

Microbate

Masturbating with a tiny dick. Future tense is microbating

Donald Trump has to microbate with his tiny hands.

by R2D2UDE May 25, 2017

Micromasterbation

When a guy rubs his croch for about one second.

Pardon my micromasterbation.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

MicroWarehouse

a job environment or workplace which employs over-qualified personel at high wages only to give paycuts shortly after. Once employed there you are required to brown-nose and lick ass to avoid being terminated. Even brown-nosers and ass lickers are not safe from termination because MicroWarehouse is notorious for performing random layoffs for no apparent reason. After a full shift of work in an environment such as this, most people begin to feel suicidal tendencies setting in.
(see: Office Space)

I was in a good mood until I got to MicroWarehouse, now that my shift is half way over I have a strong urge to hurt myself or someone else.

by Oh Canada July 6, 2003

microfascism

imperative behaviour in small or isolated questions

"This is almost as good (bad) as whole "microfascism" rant. Basically, it's the same tired old refrain that science is nothing more than the existing power structure exerting its will to enforce "conformity." Because the article is not available to a lot of my readers, I feel obligated to quote fairly liberally from it to give you a flavor of just how ridiculous it is. The authors' intent is made plain right from the first sentence:

What constitutes 'evidence' in the health sciences? - - -

(from "respectful insolence")

by zaq1xs October 21, 2010

Micropartitino

Small penis.

Omg! You have a micropartitino… well let’s try it anyway.

They alway bullied me because of my micropartitino!

Please do me a bj, with my micropartitino you won’t choke for sure.

by blui September 24, 2022