Exercise

Something yo fatass should be doing right now.

Fit Friend: Dude you really need some exercise, you have been in the house for days playing god of war
Fatass: Nah m8, I might die out there fam.

by XChristinaXx June 30, 2017

Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

by goatonwire June 2, 2009

Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean September 10, 2005

sexercise

An exercise that builds up muscles used during sex. Usually used by people who plan on having sex in the future. By doing sexercises you can increase pleasure for you and your partner!

Example: kegel, pc muscle

Even though I'm a guy, if I keep these sexersizes up, I'll be able to have multiple orgasms!

by Not Luke January 7, 2005

Mexorcism

The practice of evicting a poor relationship with a person from Mexico. Unlike its cousin, the Exorcism, The Mexorcism may be done by making the yourself swear an oath, performing an elaborate ritual, or by commanding the bad Mexican to depart in the name of a higher power. Like the Exorcism, the Mexorcism practice is quite ancient and part of the belief system of many cultures and religions.

The conclusion was that Sally required a Mexorcism.

by jaimejaimejaime June 12, 2011

the exercise game

The explanation given when a child "walks in" on a sexual act in progress.

When my daughter walked in on my wife and I going at it, I explained that I was simply helping mommy stretch to play the exercise game.

by medic4194 January 15, 2010

thumb exercises

The lack of exercise caused by being on a portable game device or smart phone for extended periods of time. Typically Apple or Blackberry users

You're looking a bit weighty. Have you been doing any exercise?

...Only thumb exercises

by Cyberwulf July 18, 2012