mentlegen

meem

hm hmmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm, mentlegen

by d0nkm3m3r June 10, 2020

mittlestat

Is my ginger friend who has he nickname Linguini because he looks like Linguini from Rattatouillie. Oh yeah I guess he is kinda funny too.

Mittlestat is kinda dumb.

by ExtraPikles September 1, 2021

Mittler

Another name for former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney.

I'm so glad Mittler didn't win this election. He would've run this nation into the ground!

by 88B8BB88BB8BB8 November 10, 2012

A Metties

When you just don't understand that a girl is into you.

Person 1: So dude, I was out with a friend last night, and when I was dropping her off at her house, she asked me to come in for a cup of coffee but since I hate coffee I refused her offer.
Person 2: Man, now you're just being a Metties.

by Metties May 13, 2018

Mertle

That bitch from Lilo and Stitch who doesn't have a soul and bullies Lilo for being from a broken home.

Man 1 "Where's that bitch Mertle, I haven't seen her in a while"
Man 2 "You didn't hear? She's burning in hell, where she belongs"
Man 1 "Damn right she is. Cunt"

by ghettogirlabc123 June 1, 2018

Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.

Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.

by Grinder100 October 12, 2009

Mette

Mette is a hot girl, with a beautiful personality that you will fall in love with. One day, you will see her on the Victoria Secret cat walk in a sexy fashionistic outfit. She is a very unique person so if you find her, try to keep her. All the boys are crazy after her, so you have a lot competition if you want to have a Mette. But watch out, Mette can bite back!

"Who's that beautiful girl walking there with a big booty?"
"Oh, that's Mette, of course."

by Dr Potassium December 8, 2017