Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

mercy jump

when one person offers to make fuck with another because the first person hasn't gotten any in a really long time; results from "feeling bad" about the other person not getting any

"I'm in the mood to give you a mercy jump. Time to break you out of that slump!"

by Eric Loy April 13, 2004

Mercy Buckets

An extremely anglicized version of "Merci Beaucoup", which means "Thank you so much". Usually used by French students and Frenchies to confuse their English counterparts. A word used often in Franglais.

Girl 1: Hey, donne-moi your devoirs, I need to copier.
Girl 2: Sure! Here you go.
Girl 1: Mercy buckets.

by lenamarie November 10, 2008

Mercy

A really weird person who probably listens to katy perry and dances in the shower while eating a piece of cake.

Damn that bitch is weird her name must be mercy

by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 5, 2022

MCRmy

(pronouned M-C-army)The devoted fans of the band My Chemical Romance. You would recognize a really bad, cliche member of the MCRmy by their obsession with trying to look like a member of MCR. They could probably also tell you everyone in MCR's birthday, zodiac sign, favorite food, shoe size, and second cousin's name. Even though, they may seem silly and obsessed, the MCRmy is the coolset group of people around and most would tell you that they are proud to be one of the MCRmy elite.

Dude, that MCRmy chick has Gerard Way tattoed on her ass.

by Dr. Poopslice December 30, 2005

Battle Mercy

The final evolution of a Mercy main. Fueled by pure rage and spite, Battle Mercy is easily the most deadly player in Overwatch. Her pistol is very strong at both long and close range, and with her mobility she can ambush you from any angle imaginable. Skilled Battle Mercy's can easily take down a Roadhog, and the cackle of pure delight after killing a Widowmaker echoes through the voicechat.

I got gold elims as Battle Mercy, go heal yourself noob.

I won 8 player FFA as Battle Mercy, suck it.

by Dace#11410 June 16, 2019

mermaid hair

When a girl's hair is so long that when she is naked, her hair will cover her boobs entirely. Much like in some images of mermaids.

Betty: I have such mermaid hair right now!
Lisa: Dammit, mine's only shoulder-length.

by sc00b July 19, 2009