moring wood

Wake up from fucking someone hot in your dream (wet dream) and have an erection

Girl "honey why you still in bed"
Guy "trying to get rid of my moring wood"

by inthedarkshadows January 10, 2014

meging

A state of anti-socialism while in a crowded place. The prime position for meging is to be sitting in a corner, to have hunched shoulders, and to hold your phone relatively close to your face. Finally, you type "I love meging" over and over again to pretend you are in an intense and interesting conversation and to avoid having physical contact with others.

SK: "Meghan do you-"
MM: "Oh! Look I got a text!"
SK: "Oh look at her meging again..."

by Meging lover December 18, 2011

Meaing

To power cuddle; to annoy someone by physically touching

Jesse:"Tim can you get me the fruit roll-ups."

Tim:"I can't, Anthony is meaing me!"

by Ham1125 March 19, 2010

merting

to meet an individual and then to have sexual intercourse with them

1.Dude, I love going to the club and merting with all the sexy bitches.

2,Last night this fugly ass bitch tried to mert with me, and I was like ohhhh Fuck noooooo bitch, you aint got no alibi you fugly.

3.was created because my mommy merted with this random surrey jack from mirage. :)

by jsidzz January 8, 2011

meging

In a state of anti-socialness while in a crowded or lively area.

Hey, stop meging your bumming everyone out

by tsulliksi December 15, 2011

mexinger

a mexican with red hair, freckles and light/dark skin.

dude, that guys totally a mexinger.

by mexinger23 December 4, 2010

mewingly

someone on tik tok who had to write their own urban dictionary page because no one would do it for them

“have you heard? mewingly made their own urban dictionary page!

by beIIa July 21, 2021