Pussy Melter 9000

Another term for the Messiah, Jesus Christ.

“God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

Panty Hose Melter

A P.H.M. is a male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter or P.H.M.

by MereCat January 12, 2009

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.

by MereCat January 12, 2009

P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total P.H.M. - Panty Hose Melter.

by MereCat January 12, 2009

Tounge Melter

Products containing high amounts of Citric or Malic Acid, usually damaging the skin of your tounge

Those warheads were Tounge Melters!!

by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025

Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after

“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”

by CuppaDoe June 12, 2024

Mirror Melter

What happens when your car sits in the sin to long and melts your side mirrors off

Scott told me so today is supposed to be a real mirror melter

by Mirror Melter February 26, 2023