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OP Meltdown

When the original poster of a forum thread is ridiculed, harassed, taunted, and humiliated due to the nature of the topic itself within the thread.

Basically, it's reverse trolling. The original poster starts a topic hoping to get shared interests, and instead the responses unanimously disagree with the OP (most likely due to the OP's newb status) regardless of their actual thoughts regarding the topic at hand. The OP then returns to defend his or her position until they are blue in the face and eventually meltdown in pure frustration and go absolutely bat shit bonkers.

OP meltdowns are hilarious.
Did you see that newb post that topic in OT yesterday? The OP meltdown was so intense that the poster actually killed his entire family.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI October 18, 2009
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Facebook Meltdown

The act in which a facebook user suddenly becomes crazy and A: Deletes all of their contacts, that they once liked, B: Delete every comment and or status post they've ever had on their wall until it is completely blank. or C: Deletes their entire account only to open it again 2 weeks later.

Such reasons could be cause by lack of "real" life activities, lack of "real" friends and or lack of girlfriend/boyfriend. No one knows for sure the cause of the facebook meltdown, but I'm sure we've all known at least one person to have suffered from it.
Joey had a facebook meltdown last week, he resent me a friend request because he deleted all of his friends.

Joanna had a facebook meltdown, she's deleted everything from her wall.
by turn n burn November 26, 2010
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Triple Chocolate Meltdown

A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
by Eric Moran March 1, 2007
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nuclear meltdown

Getting so intoxicated that you become unable to form rational thoughts thus completely embarassing yourself in front of friends and/or strangers.
Chris drank a fifth of Jack by himself and had a nuclear meltdown, falling down in the street and cutting his hands open then stealing a package of string beans from a deli and throwing them at random strangers.
by Johnny Riviera January 9, 2005
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media meltdown

Freaking out or losing your mind about something that really is not that important. Basically getting stressed out about things that you have no control over. Having a mental breakdown in your mind and over reacting to shit that is stupid. When you are thinking to hard about something and you end up having a breakdown about having a breakdown. When you are trying to download a huge video file and you are uploading a 12 song album and your friend in the other room is uploading and adobe file and the internet crashes.
She had a media meltdown when she lost her 2 drives of digital juice. She had to sit in the edit bay all day while she was line producing and could not get the revisions of the rundown done in time.
by barfjack July 21, 2011
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NPS Meltdown

The ensuing chaos when an organisations leadership team receives a lower than expected Net Promoter Score.

Characterised by outpourings of blame, finger-pointing and clutching at straws.
"I tried to walk into the boardroom but the whole leadership team was right in the middle of an NPS Meltdown. Bill from Accounting had pissed his pants, Randy from Marketing was hyperventilating and while Jane from Customer Service looked like she was about to dive out the window!"
by ecomm-lord August 23, 2022
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Douchified Mega-Spaz Meltdown

The Uppermost level of a meltdown in which a human has a spontaneous Orgasm, Freak out, Explosion, Heart attack, Stroke and suffers complete mental and social Collapse.

Similar to a spaz attack but on a much higher level
1st person: "Hey dude you know i slept with your GF twice! Lol score 1 for me"

2nd person: "you stipud dumb f*ck*ng cunt ill beath the hiss of you *s and kick you in the blood**lt and blood up you P**s*clat r*ss Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!" *blows up*

1st person: "damn dude you just had Douchified Mega-spaz Meltdown"
by concise32 January 13, 2009
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