John Hoosier Melonhead

A nickname that the Columbus, Ohio rock radio station Q-FM-96 has for heartland rocker John Mellencamp, who hails from Indiana, and is therefore a Hoosier. He's been in the business for many years and has scored many hits, particularly in the U.S. and Canada. His first hit was "I Need a Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy", hit #1 in the U.S. and Canada with "Jack and Diane", and has scored hit after hit since. His recent album hit the top 5 this year. First he was known as "Johnny Cougar", then "John Cougar", then briefly as "John Mellencamp Cougar", then "John Cougar Mellencamp" for the rest of the 80s, then he dropped the "Cougar" in the 90s. His sound is pretty much a mixture of Stonesy rock with a rural atmosphere and Appalachian folk instrumentation, although Mellencamp has experimented with other styles, too. He's made a number of really good albums, including Uh-Huh, Scarecrow, The Lonesome Jubilee, Human Wheels, Dance Naked and more. To quote the title of one of his hits, "Check it Out".

1. Here in the Midwest, John Mellencamp has long had a strong fan base. He frequently performs in Ohio and is very popular here.

2. Q-FM-96 DJ: "... and that was "The Authority Song" from the Uh-Huh album by John Hoosier Melonhead. And speaking of Mellencamp he's scheduled to perform at Polaris Amphitheatre next month, so get your tickets today and we'll see you there!"

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2008

mellong

A word that constitutes a loving expression. One might use this word in order to express their love for another inanimate or animate object.

In order to harness the power of "mellong" to its full extent, one must roll their tongue just before reaching the first "mel-" and then flop their tongue back down as they reach the "-long" part.

This word is the human version of the sound that Yoshi makes when she extends her tongue.

Friend One: "I bought you the latest Ipod."
Friend Two: "Mellong."

Friend One: "Here have some of my snack."
Friend Two: "Mellong." *Lifts snack into mouth with tongue*

by Jyoonbabi September 15, 2010

MELONNOLEM

wHeN yOu cOnSuMe tHe MELON aNd PrOcEeD To ShIt oUt MELON AnD tHeN YoU eAt MELON AGAIN

It seems that it is time for another MELONNOLEM

by MELONNOLEM June 10, 2020

Dick Melon

Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.

"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018

Devil's Melon

Watermelon

Dude I don't want no cantaloupe, I want some devil's melon.

by lynxyn November 1, 2019

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

by Anonymous, Well I think? March 4, 2021

Melondy

An amazing friend, always there no matter what. The most beautiful woman. WORLD'S GREATEST MOTHER. Melondy can multi-task like no other. Funny, Smart, and just all around good person.

Melondy is a great person!

by agoodfriend87 February 2, 2010