Mertch

Combination of "Sex" and "March". Having a queue of people lined up to have sexual encounters with in 1 evening.

I'm doing a mertch tonight, I'm challenging myself and enjoying the last of my sexual drive before I retire into marriage.

by Sumemos January 16, 2022

Meatchious

Something or someone full of meat

My calf’s are meatchious.

by Honest~.5 March 21, 2022

Mentches

When men tell you a measurement and they add 5 inches.

My man told me his penis was 7 mentches.

by False inches March 5, 2023

metchup

when a guy cums in a girl while she's on her period and the cum mixes with the period blood

synonym: pink sauce

Guy 1: "Bro have you ever made metchup before?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I've mixed mayo and ketchup before, hbu?"
Guy 1: "I made metchup last night when I cummed in my girl and made a pink sauce with her pussy blood"

by Gheg March 5, 2024

Meatchong

An insult for someone, someone daft/stupid

“Taylor has been acting like a proper meatchong lately”

by wotsitsgirl April 30, 2024