meetergreeter

Staff in a retail establishment or financial institution who meet customers at the door, answer questions, and guide them to other service representatives.

At the credit union, the meetergreeter shepherded me over to the investments officer to open my IRA.

by Kuewa July 30, 2008

Meeger

Slang for sloth.

"Man, he never goes anywhere. What a meeger."

by partybuscaptain September 18, 2009

meeker

Meeker means nothing, nothing at all

MEEKER MEEKER MEEKER (prank phone calls)

by christine September 6, 2004

Meemer

Meemer is another word used for "mom". A friend coined the term. Not much background is available on this word. But I can say if and when used you will get mixed reactions and probally some laughs.

I just got the best present from my meemer ever.

by Scruffy0115 October 14, 2009

meeter

The same thing as veeter except with men instead of women

Sean: Dude I thought you were just a veeter now I find out your gay too!?

JJ: Yea I know, but I just love meeting!

by The Happy March 17, 2005

meeker

A lonley young lad who enjoys masturbating profusely with the aid of soap, esp. zest. This lad has tiny balls and loves cock. First name is usually "Sean".

Man, Sean Meeker beats off with zest! what a douche

by Kenny Kihara June 16, 2004

meeper

Something small and cute. Usually used in, but not exclusicve to, adoration for a vagina or vagina-like object ie, avocado, a belly button, a vagina...

"I kicked her in the meeper, then I kissed it better."
or "Awe, what a nice meeper you have."

by agentmeow April 26, 2006