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Megadik

The most strange yet entertaining spam in the world. Was very popular around 2008.

Here are a few of the subject lines:
-Beat her womb with your giant.
-Make your trouser python huge and rock hard!
-Get ready to hear her happy moaning as you thrust your new big dic'k into her wet box!
-The shortest way to a woman's heart is a longest dic'k!
-Sail down the love canal more confidently.
-Cutest girls will go horny and wild when you pull out your new big python.
-no need to feel shy when you slap her in the face with ya dick
-make ya dick big and she will spread wide everytime
-My friends ask what my secret is and I say it's in my pants!
-keep the kitty kat happy and make ya cock massive
-Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants!

-Turn your trouser mouse into a monster schlong in 2008!
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Body: Have you ever heard this, "God! Your penis is so small!"? Didn't you feel sad? Don't let them choose sexual toys but not you! Megadik will make you a real man ! You should simply rely on this wonderful preparation! "Oh! Your penis is unique!" Isn't that what you dream to hear every day?

*Subject: She will moan with utmost pleasure, as your new long dick penetrates her twat
Body: It's not a secret, that hotties revere gigantic schlongs.If you still cannot boast of having a big one, this wonderful pill will quickly improve it.
by spamerhater July 27, 2010
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meeda

Meeda's are sweet girls that always do their school work. If you have a Meeda in your life your suck a lucky person. While Meeda's are sweet they also have a sexy side to them. ;)
Person 1: I've been sad lately.
Person 2: you should talk to Meeda.
by Carrotsaregreat56 March 14, 2018
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megadeth

1. Measure of damage in a nuclear explosion, i.e. 1 million deaths. Spelt megadeath.

2. Metal band formed by Dave Mustaine after kicked out of Metallica. Metallica did good without him, and just as well he got kicked out, cos now we have two seriously cool bands instead of one, even if Megadeth kicks more ass than Metallica.
1. Oh shit, we're soo in trouble!

2. Megadeth soo kick ass!
by metal up your ass! May 5, 2005
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danger in the meadow

danger in the meadow is when you get a mad boner! when someone says "danger in the meadow" it is the responsibility of all males around to distract the female that is giving the male danger in the meadow so that the affected male is enabled to adjust himself
like when your cuddling or kissing or something and get a boner.
by k-face December 19, 2003
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megadeath

1. A thrash metal band (actually spelled megadeth.
2. death of 1,000,000+ people.
3. A band name change - Pink floyd made before it became pink floyd - "The Meggadeaths", along with "The Abdabs", "The Screaming Abdabs", "Sigma 6".
The meggadeaths, The Abdabs, The Screaming Abdabs, Sigma 6 are all fairly odd names for bands in the 60s. megadeath
by ldl67 January 29, 2007
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Meade Style

Working on your computer without a shirt on.
by h3k August 11, 2008
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meadowbrook middle

Gay ass school with a bitch ass teacher named Ms.offield and a fat kid named Efrien golindo. A school that's lame and boring
Meadowbrook middle is a lame school with bean heads.
by Fuckmsoffield November 6, 2017
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