Medsplain

When an absolute idiot thinks they understand something medical or health related and goes crazy explaining it over their social media. In reality they'll probably end up with mega-AIDS with their terrible ideas, so medsplainers are to be avoided and feared. Someone can be a medsplainer, can medsplain, or medsplaining.

My sister tried to medsplain to me that onions in my socks will cure cancer and now my stupid socks smell like onions.

by jerel89 January 2, 2018

medsploitation

Horror movies about disgusting and freakish medical experiments. Made to shock and titillate.

Nazi medical experiments inspired the new medsploitation film "The Human Centipede."

by Elle Castle April 8, 2010

medslut

a medslut is a term used to describe girls who are in medical professions or wear scrubs as uniforms. (excluding white coats). we are talking about those entry level med positions. they are known to be really easy to have some type of sex with. all have had one night stands in there life. known for parties and barhopping. they get to deal with alot of bodily fluids during work and that may make them more acceptable to cum because they really like cum!

i wen tot he doctors today and it was full of medsluts.

by The MAN4ME February 24, 2015

MED's

MED's is a group of gurls. One is fat. the others have absolutely no boobs. :p These girls are all cunts : they have no life WHAT SO EVER. there ugly. and well... they like/love pussy NO DICK FOR THEM. :p

a group of gurls at your school that has one FAT member and the other two skinny ass bitches with no boobs. they also have 2 be preps and mean. they think they are better than everyone. : we call them MED's. :

by your name here. January 28, 2008

Med's

Med's; Short for Medications. Commonly used to refer to prescription drugs and psychotropic medications. As well as some over the counter drugs.

Oh man these med's the doc gave me really kick my butt, I can't even stand up!! and look at all the pretty colours. Kool!!

by MissKittyX33 July 23, 2010

Medsger

To engage in the activity of interspecies erotica. See interspecies erotica.

I really can't believe he Medsgered that horse.

by smm5093 July 12, 2007

Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.

by anonymous November 15, 2020