The performance of oral copulation upon the genitalia of a person who is suffering an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease; particularly genital herpes. This may occur either with or without the foreknowledge of either partner.
I went to that girl's house with the intention of eating out her snatch, but she had a surprise in her box that I wasn't aware of. Now I have sores all over my lips. It looks like she served me a Herpe Meal.
by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012
Get the herpe meal mug.Re-heatable meal your mom cooks for you before she goes away for a while. Frequently stored in Tupperware or some equivalent. Comfort food for the working man.
Luann Van Houten: If you don't like Mrs. Simpsons' cooking, you have your mommy meals.
Milhouse: I got 'em!
Marge: Why does every kid who stays with us bring mommy meals? So I put pineapple in my potato salad. Live a little, huh!
Milhouse: I got 'em!
Marge: Why does every kid who stays with us bring mommy meals? So I put pineapple in my potato salad. Live a little, huh!
by ajcrites July 31, 2010
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by Bombh January 20, 2018
Get the mealwater mug.Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,
it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.
Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
by kaneeky June 2, 2017
Get the microwave-meal mate mug.by Jolo Mabalay May 23, 2019
Get the Jolo Mabalay mug.Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.
by talk2me-JCH2 February 18, 2021
Get the Short Meal mug.Delores got home from work early and was looking forward to heating up the leftover spaghetti from the previous night... She walked into the kitchen to find her husband, Baxter, having sex with the leftover pasta... She shouted "you meal banger!" and proceeded to insert a piece of garlic bread in her vagina.
by G.T. Collins August 27, 2009
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