Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute, white boy

"Damnett Chance you bit my tongue!"

by Marissa March 25, 2005

matlocked

anything that can or will happen that is bad to yourself or what u do.

you might not wanna get matlocked.

by donny matlock September 1, 2007

Meatsock

An old, crusty, holey, gray sock filled with raw ground beef. Can be used to show superiority after a Halo match, ruin someone's day, or just be funny.

I'm gonna whack you in the face with a meatsock and give you e.coli.

by Nickarbak February 16, 2008

Chance Matlock

skinny prude... but still quite cute... boy

"Damnett chance you bit my tongue!"

by Marissa March 25, 2005

Meatlock

When so much meat is consumed that the digestive process stalls

Following Christmas dinner I had such bad meatlock it took until NYE to recover

by Gomezz77 October 2, 2016

Matlocked

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.

Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.

by broncoweb November 23, 2009

Matlock time

When your tired and it early,but your ready for bed

Man its matlock time..

by Boopyjo June 13, 2016