meatball

Noun: Usually applied to persons of evidencing a lack of common sense. Syn: Goof, Lackwit, Nimrod.

"Man, Mickey was trying to impress some girls, fell out of a tree and landed on his head... What a meatball."

by Chris A. March 30, 2003

meatballing

When two partners engage in sexual intercourse and the male performs cunnilingus on the female during her menstrual cycle, he inadvertently collects some of her uterine lining into his mouth. As he finishes the oral sex, the two partners kiss, and the male spits the detritus of blood and menstrual chunks back into her mouth. This is the art of "meatballing," as the chunks represent what looks like a meatball.

"So, what are you ordering for dinner?"

"Spaghetti and meatballs."

"That's disgusting!"

by Chef Boyardee April 20, 2005

no meatballs

A gesture originating in Central New York in which one places their elbow on a table, moves their hand back and forth, and saying, "No meatballs."

Waitress: "What would you like?"

Kid: "Spaghetti, but, uh, no meatballs."

by yimyames March 18, 2011

meatball

Meatball is a term to describe a rather dumb person. We all know the kind of people who never get the joke when its told. That is a meatball and they usually lack common sense.

Johnny Applebottom: hey man that meatball just picked up a tranny and mistaked it for a broad... even after they had sex!!
Smelly Kelly: Ew man totally meatarded.

by dan gemmbont December 14, 2008

meatballs

2 beautiful,and funny ass girls who just like to get wild and have fun, and surround themselves with idiots who use this website as their bible.

Ex 1.
"I love my meatball"
"I love you too meatball!"

Ex 2.
"Damn,I love the meatballs!"

Ex 3.
"Damnnnn I saw you two get wild last nighttt. Meatballllllin for sure."

by jajasuckitbitches November 13, 2011

meatball

a term used during world war ii by the americans refering to the japanese. The large red circle on the flag vehicles and airplanes slightly rembles a meatball.

There's Meatballs in the air.

by Al_the_alky August 12, 2005

meatball

a miserable, short italian kid who always thinks hes right

"you guys are stupid, i watch CNN. im obviously not a meatball"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007