Meat Gazer

A female/male who stares at men's packages and try to image the size of it.

I was doing a presentation for work and this meat gazer was at the front row looking at my package. WTH!?!?!?!

by Bose21 September 10, 2016

meatgayzer

Anyone named Stephen, or anyone that plays the card game magic

Guy: I was at this bar and I meet this guy and he was a Meatgayzer.

Lesbian Coworker: Oh, I think that's my boss, typical Stephen, also known as Meatgayzer

by Boningdirties54 January 6, 2017

Meat gazer

One who has been selected to watch other men pee into a cup for a drug test

Mike: Sgt. Turbo, I need you to be a meat gazer this month since your name is not on the list.

by Diablo8195 June 12, 2017

MeatBlazer Challenge

When you oil up your penis, and set it on fire while spankin the monkey

Yo fucking cunt Tommy are you gonna try the MeatBlazer Challenge tonight.

by 🐒 December 12, 2019

Meateaterologist

A stubborn individual who denies human impact on Earth, from climate change denial to defending unsustainable meat consumption habits. Often associated with rejecting science, poor education, and an unwillingness to learn or adapt to new information.

The meateaterologist scoffed at the climate change conference, insisting that his daily steak habit and distrust of science had no impact on the planet.

by Raquel de la Roche July 9, 2025