don't tase me bro

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

by mrpotty October 3, 2007

fuck me boots

Boots worn by a woman in public to signal that she is titillated and interested in having unfamiliar men vie for an opportunity to satisfy her wanton needs. Less often will be worn in public by a woman to indicate to strangers that a man currently in her company will later be presented with the chance of enjoying her companionship in private where she may wear the boots for him but nothing else.

Usually made of black leather and extending at least to mid-calf. Minimum three-inch heel.

Jennifer may be four inches taller than me and two cup-sizes bigger, but I'm going to put on a pair of fuck me boots tonight and then we'll see who gets the most attention at the party!

by Ham Sandwich 1357 December 21, 2014

You got me bent

To be said when someone is insisting on doing something you normally would not do unless whipped. Usually, it is to be said while making the confused Jimmy Butler face.

Friend: We should buy an eight ball for Friday!
You: You got me bent if you think I'll be doing some dumb shit like that.

by jd.ojeda.7 May 19, 2017

Let me bang, bro

“Let me bang, bro” was a phrase coined by Julian “Nitrane” Lane on season 25 of the UFC’s reality series “The Ultimate Fighter.” After losing his preliminary match, Lane was visibly upset over the course of the season and during a night of boozing and partying amongst the fighters, A heavily intoxicated Lane began demanding that his fellow housemates let him “bang.” While it is not entirely clear what Lane meant by this, it is speculated and widely believed that Julian wanted to engage in gay sexual intercourse with his fellow fighters.

“Let me bang, bro!”
“How about tomorrow, pal?”

by High G. Rection June 23, 2018

excuse me bro

what you say at a club or bar to a puffed out chested guy when you need to get through to get to the bar, which is why you are REALLY at the bar cuz you go to the bar to get DRUNK not to pick up gold diggers. ANYWAY- when you need to convey to a potentially trouble causing trendy striped shirt guy that you want to get through in a very non confrentational "im being polite to you so you cant get mad at me" way.. you say "excuse me bro" and they let you through and they have no option but to be polite back. its bar/club ediqette. everyone knows that and if you dont. learn it.

*walking through the bar* 'excuse me bro'- no prob man go ahead. thanks bro.

by reggie in full effect September 24, 2005

Got me bent

Got me messed up. Got me going crazy.

“Yo did you see that Mr. jones assigned twenty five assignments that are due at midnight?!”

“Yea, he got rly got me bent”

by https://www.yourmom.com March 24, 2020

Jelly Bracelets Or in Australia.. Fuck me Bands

Bracelets that you snap and perfrom sexual actions.
Black= hardcore
Sliver=fisting
Red=lapdance
Blue=blow job
Clear= what ever you want
Yellow= hug
Orange=kiss
White=flash you tits
Glow in the drak= use sex toys
Brown= toss my salad
Green=cunnlingus
Pink=flash

He snapped my blue braclet and i gave him a blow job.

by missj451 July 8, 2004