Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.

Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?

by the way... August 11, 2013

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011

Mating Squeak

A noise a human sometimes makes when being or seeing someone that sexualy arouses them.

The girl sent out a mating squeak as the boy walked by.

by JEssii November 2, 2007

Cringe McMinge

someone whose intelligence is less than agreeable, someone who does something outrageous or stupid, the epitome of stupidness.

OMG you're such a Cringe McMinge!

by churfalurf December 27, 2010

Key West Mating Call

The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.

"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"

by TheGoon September 18, 2012

Typey McFingers

(n.)Someone who takes forever to type an entry on Instant Messenger... especially when the subsequent entry is only a couple words long.
(intrj.) To implore someone to hurry up and send their Instant Message.

"C'mon, Typey McFingers."

by Jrznt June 5, 2004

Slutty McBingo-Wings

An insult to someone who is a fat slag, or who has just done something worthy of such an insult. The incorporation of "Mc" produces a Scottish connotation to the term, while bingo-wings refers to the flabs of fat residing below the arms of over-weight, middle-aged women, who can generally be found playing bingo. In its full form, Slutty McBingo-Wings can also be used as a term of endearment.

1. "Woah! Slutty McBingo-Wings at 9 o'clock!"

2. "Hey, where's Jean?"
"Jean who?"
"You know, Slutty McBingo-wings."
"Oh, she's in the pub."

by Eddie2008 May 13, 2008