Married Mans Mongrel Maul

When a married man wanks quickly and forcefully to avoid being caught by the wife. But afterwards it feels like he tried to rip his cock off.

I did a quick Married Mans Mongrel Maul this morning, but I regret it cos the ol' twig is pretty tender now.

by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011

Darth Maul

A hilarious prank that involves chloroform, super glue, and a Darth Maul mask. Step one: choose a victim to chloroform. Step two: chloroform dey ass. Step three: squirt the Super glue on victims face; apply liberally. Step four: place mask on victims face.

You may also choose to super glue a dual bladed lightsaber onto the victims hand.

Example 1:
Sami: Let's Darth Maul Phil this weekend.

Rich: But I don't have any chloroform.
Sami: I have some we can use!

Example 2:
Charlie: Phil called me this morning crying he was really pissed that yall Darth Mauled his ass. That wasn't cool.
Sami: shut up Charlie or I'll Darth Maul you next.
Charlie: okay I won't say anything else about it.

by Ricci_mane May 4, 2014

e-maul

Malicious text auto-correction on the iPhone.

I just e-mauled my boss. I texted "Gimme some secs" and the malicious auto correction on my iPhone changed it to 'Gimme some sex"

by Cowgirl358 February 24, 2011

E-maul

Stalking someone via e-email. Also, e-mauled, e-mauling, e-mauler

After repeated requests, he kept e-mauling this prey.

by moi October 15, 2003

double maul

It’s when you are in a threesome and the girl is getting eaten out in the stinky and pinky

“I thought I was going to chop wood, little did I know what type of double mauling I was in for”

by BaconPussy77 August 20, 2019

Darth Maul

The action in which a black female rubs her period blood on her face in order to look like darth maul. Then uses two strap ons attached to either side of her body to penetrate two white boys

Oh man last night was crazy; john and I got darth mauled so hard.

by Playa69420 January 7, 2020

The Darth Maul

When you and your significant other stick a single double-sided dildo into both of your rectums while spinning around on the floor creating a Duel sided lightsaber effect.

Damn shawty that's a fatty you got there... Wanna go back to my place and do The Darth Maul tango?

by Catchoop March 22, 2021