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Mauding

To show up uninvited and lurk at a funeral of someone you do not know. In most cases, those that maude do not know anyone attending the funeral either. (A term in reference to the movie 'Harold and Maude.')
- Oh, dude... Pasha was totally mauding at my grandfather's funeral last weekend. It was so fucked up!

- Dude, just because he shared that his grandmother passed isn't a good reason to show up and maude him!
by Kawaii_General July 7, 2022
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Mandible

Black male who is retarted and a has big ass nostrils with big ass lips literally a retarted person who can’t read or write properly
Hey that mandible guy is a fucking loser
by IIIRAHHHHIII November 6, 2022
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MAUDIAN

“MAUDIAN” Maudian is a 260 pound 5’10 king. He Litteraly rules half my town I live in. Absolutely fucking miserably terrifying. He only comes out at night and lets off ear pearsing screeches. The word around town is he likes younger boys with no cover on there body, and if there is he rips it off and commits several counts of manslaughter and rape.
Nobody knows what he look like but he smells like my dead dogs goonch after baking in my green house for 4 months. If you come in contact with this creature, your asshole will get torn into thousands of bloody pieces.
MAUDIAN The king, the ruler, stinky, MY DADDY.
by Madioux December 1, 2023
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Maudiana

Maudiana is a caring sweethearted person she is smart capable of talented things she also puts hard work and dedication into every she does
Maudiana is very brave smart and a caring girl maudiana is also big hearted an is an amazing friend person ect
by Byebyeni November 27, 2024
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Mandible

Another term for oral sex, similar to head/dome/brain/throat/neck
John: I think I need to go to confession again this week.
Tyler: Why?
John: My girl gave me the most unholy mandible last night and I feel like I need to repent.
by Dingleberry inc. December 14, 2023
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muadib

Referencing Paul Atreides/Usul/Muad'ib/Lisan al Gaib/Duke of Arrakis and his abilities to outmaneuver his opponents, the Sardaukar and the Harkonnens, using resourcefulness, tapping into deset power via fremen teachings, and of course; the spice. Also worm piss.

We could all use a little more muadib in our lives to navigate the powers that be on the internet, in our jobs, in our families, and out on the street. Certain foods and liquids tend to help stimulate more muadib, depends on the person but if you know, you know.
'yo i muadibbed my future financial prospects so hard yesterday bro'

Paul: 'man im so tired and not feeling ready for this family dinner'

Stillgar: 'dude just muadib it up'
by Floating Window April 29, 2025
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Dirty Maudie

The act of finding an inebriated tramp, stealing their dirty underwear then through a process of filtration removing all residue from gusset of underwear before snorting it
Did you hear what happened to homeless terry last night’? He got dirty maudied and now he’s going commando.
by Loudlou August 22, 2021
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