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Dave Matthews Band Syndrome

Dave Matthews Band Syndrome (D.M.B.S.) is a negative characteristic of something, which is otherwise enjoyable, but you are forced to HATE because said something's fans lack the ability to shut the fuck up about how much they love it.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic suffers from Dave Matthews Band Syndrome. See also The New York Yankees, Metallica, and Harry Potter.
by Wood Sage April 12, 2013
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matthewitis

Matthew had just licked your hand. You're now infected and you are going to get a bad case of bad grades. GOOD LUCK!
Matthewitis has caused a string of 50s.
by AmeerTheDeer November 18, 2016
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emily matthews

A weird loser who has no friends. Is obsessed with stupid bands that make terrible music. Deserves to step on Lego because of how stupid she is. Is obsessed with freaks in eye liner
Who's that weirdo listening to Freaks in eye liner must be an emily Matthews
by Chazzawesome March 27, 2015
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Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)
OMG he is such a josh matthews
by The vimtoad November 9, 2018
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Mathewasm

The unbilievable orgasm you get while having sex or while getting Fingered with someone with the name mathew, (Mathewasms may last up to 100 days) is said to me better than all drugs in the world
Girl: I had the Best mathewasm it lasted 74 days!
by Slamhammer November 13, 2010
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Robert Matthews

Robert Matthews is a welsh name. Robert meaning kind, and caring and Matthews meaning loveable and good looking. Many people in the southern areas of the U.K are called Robert Matthews, as Robert is a very popular name which can be shortened in to Rob, Robbie, Bob, Bobby and many more. Matthews is also a popular surname, especially in the Welsh southern areas of the U.K.
"Oh Robert Matthews is a kind boy!"
"I met ANOTHER Robert yesterday!"
by ilikecheesecakemarrrn July 6, 2009
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A Dave Matthews

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.
by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022
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