mattbatwings

A computational redstone YouTuber

Person 1: Have you ever heard about mattbatwings?
Person 2: Fuck you, nerd.

by HyperSGaming January 7, 2023

mattea grace gatt

she’s nice caring and kind, has 5 great best friends and have 2 bad ones (not in the group of five).

loves acting, art, animation, overall a great person.

“mattea grace gatt!”
“what!”
“your nice”

“thanks”

by your canadian bestie :D March 5, 2023

Mattea Roach

A Canadian Jeopardy! icon. Friendly and bubbly off the stage, but an absolute steamroller on it.
One of only three people to have led James Holzhauer going into Final Jeopardy!

“I was talking to this person before my game, and they were so friendly and excited… and then utterly decimated me.”
“You ran into Mattea Roach, didn’t you?”
“How did you know?”

by jeopardoge April 20, 2024

Mattababy

A pervasive unpleasant odour, often picked up on by quipsters, much to the dismay of those around them.

‘It smells like a mattababy in here’
‘What’s a mattababy?’

by Spoop784 June 20, 2024

matebait

calling someone a mate so much that they rage over the word.

i matebait him all the time.

by dipshitter January 3, 2026

Dirty Mattbauer

When a girl is about to cum from oral, she pulls your face into her pooper while not allowing you to leave until you solve an entire calculus exam

He didn’t know how to use his tongue, and it took me an hour to cum. To get back at him, I gave him a Dirty Mattbauer when I finished

by Covidconcussion April 16, 2020