A sex goddess, who can get any girl, will win any fight, he is very funny and cool and sexy. A god, a anime god. Gets more pussy than you. Can create and destroy the world.
by Only the truth here March 11, 2018
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Dave: Hey man, whats up?
John: Matts Mum!
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Terry: What the f**k man, what are you doing?
Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
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Steve: Matts Mum, what else???
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by .YourDad. July 17, 2016
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Targeting specific users, he'll typically wait for the slightest opportunity to infract one of these said members mostly based on past butthurt. Instead of admitting his mistakes and making amends, he insists on backing himself (in Mattland, looking like an arse) and saying things like "You're dumb" and the ever-popular neg rep.
His e-girlfriend, Lana (who's also emo; imagine that), is also an active member of the forum. Using her Ultimate VIP membership to return neg reps, she is often found running to her mod e-boyfriend every time she's a little butthurt. This often results in the butthurter getting infracted; and in some cases, banned.
He considers himself the alpha male of the mods, and his fellow mods don't dare disagree with his infractions.
Basically, do not expect much from him, because through his thick eyeliner (borrowed from Lana, of course) he sees the internet as the real world. Remember kids, the internet is serious business.
Targeting specific users, he'll typically wait for the slightest opportunity to infract one of these said members mostly based on past butthurt. Instead of admitting his mistakes and making amends, he insists on backing himself (in Mattland, looking like an arse) and saying things like "You're dumb" and the ever-popular neg rep.
His e-girlfriend, Lana (who's also emo; imagine that), is also an active member of the forum. Using her Ultimate VIP membership to return neg reps, she is often found running to her mod e-boyfriend every time she's a little butthurt. This often results in the butthurter getting infracted; and in some cases, banned.
He considers himself the alpha male of the mods, and his fellow mods don't dare disagree with his infractions.
Basically, do not expect much from him, because through his thick eyeliner (borrowed from Lana, of course) he sees the internet as the real world. Remember kids, the internet is serious business.
User 1: "Let's make an Encyclopedia Dramatic article for TeenHut"
Mattster: "How about I follow what was written about me.. And ban everyone who posted here? =D"
User 2: "Hows about you stop taking shit so seriously, and take a joke?"
Mattster: "olol fuk u 2"
Mayank: *facepalm*
Mattster: "How about I follow what was written about me.. And ban everyone who posted here? =D"
User 2: "Hows about you stop taking shit so seriously, and take a joke?"
Mattster: "olol fuk u 2"
Mayank: *facepalm*
by Crapster August 5, 2009
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Edd: Hey I love You!
A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting
Matt: Heya~
A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A Mattsexual: Ew No your disgusting
Matt: Heya~
A Mattsexual: OMG MATT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SO CUTE I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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boy 1: ashley was talking about matias
boy 2: i know my girlfriend has showed interest in him, idk what to do
boy 2: i know my girlfriend has showed interest in him, idk what to do
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