Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008

Quick Maths

A phrase used to simplify 2+2=4 4-1=3 used by Big Shaq (the one and only) in his one (and only) song, Man's Not Hot.

Ol' tight be geddem as wew. Boom. 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan January 12, 2018

Mathsgasm

When you do really good at some maths and it feels like you just exploded in your pants a little because of how awesome the maths you just did was.

Alex: When I discovered the equation for the sum of a sequence I had an extreme mathsgasm.

by Mathcore January 13, 2010

Maths homework

Cannabis

Nathan: Wanna do some maths homework?
Alex: Fo' Sho'

by Natyrox October 20, 2011

Mathsterbation

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.

Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"

by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007

matisyn

matisyn is a beyond gorgeous girl! she is a super human being who is very feminine :) she likes a few boys that she sees around and they like her too but never have the guts to talk to her because they think they never would stand a chance. You could spot her out in a crowd full of people due to her breathtaking looks!! SHE IS SUPER STUNNING!! she isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in including her opinion, friends and family. She would do anything for anyone she has gained her trust in. Whoever Matisyn decides to fall in love with is very lucky and never break her heart because she is sensitive but also very independent. Her eyes are as blue as the crystal clear ocean. Her smile will take your breath away. Her laugh is super contagious :) Her personality is one you would strive to have !! Matisyn is one you want to be friends with and be like :)Everyone loves her!! Cherish her !

" Dang I wish I had a chance with Matisyn "
"Dude she is way out of our leagues, i mean just look at her"
" I know :( "

by jfiibmm23 May 12, 2017

maths class

1 hour of your day wasted on questions such as

if joey has 3 sandwiches and Elle has 5 sandwiches, when I throw a triangle out of the car window and air resistance isa thing that exists, what is the meaning of life?

I catch up on sleep in maths class

by gender identity crisis June 19, 2020