Mathematician

A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.

True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.

by Numerati July 2, 2024

Favorite Mathematician

This word is for the student who is the math teacher’s favorite student show this definition to you math teacher and that teacher has to give you good grades and do all of your work for you

He is my Favorite Mathematician

by Ashton H March 8, 2024

30 Mathematicians

Wow! Excellent job!

Hym "AI outsmarts 30 mathematicians? 30 of the world's best mathematicians!? Hohoho! This is a new feeling... Pride in someone else! Ha! Like the Dbza Abridged thing? Hahaha! I really need to watch that again. Oooooh man! You guys are fucked. That is priceless. Alright. We'll. You know where to find me and someone's kid is going to get murdered if the IRS shows up before you do. So..."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Methematician

An expert in the study and/or use of the stimulant drug methamphetamine.

You: Ay fam, I just scored some meth but I don't know how to use it.
Your homie: I would ask Scott since he's quite the methematician.

by Benjamin1999 April 22, 2020

You’re not a mathematicia

What you say to someone when they try to inturrupt your conversation that doesn’t involve them

Girl: So, what did you think?
Guy: I liked the movie, I thought it was-
Random Person: WELL I THOUGHT-
Girl: You’re not a mathematician, don’t add to this conversation!

by Basilboy64 October 10, 2023